با خنده راهتان را تا بهشت طی کنید، ​​ قسمت ۱ از ۸

I was in the bathroom and I was thinking, “Oh, now they make me wear so many different clothes just for advertisements. And suppose when I’m older, I have no teeth, what am I to do? Who’s going to wear all this?” Treasure all these pictures. Time goes fast! […] Now we’re going to laugh our heads off a little bit. (Yes.) Too much serious business. The Buddha’s, God’s business is too serious. We’ve got to laugh a little bit, alright, guys? (Yes.) 

In a park, two people were having a conversation, park goers having a conversation. And one said to the other, “Look, I really can’t see whether the kid sliding down is a boy or a girl.” So, the other one said, “A boy. He’s my son.” So, the first one said, “Oh, sorry. I didn’t know you are his father.” So, the person said, “No, I’m his mother.” It’s true sometimes. Sometimes it’s like that. You can’t even tell whether a man is a man or is a woman. No? (Yes.) And sometimes even when a woman looks like a woman, it’s not necessarily a woman. You know all this. I’ll tell you a secret. In the world, one-fourth of the population look like women, but they’re not women. And one-fifth look like men, but they’re not men. And another one-fifth are not either, but both men and women.  “Bi.” (Yes.) So, things are not always the way they look. […]

But it doesn’t matter what you are; I love you all the same. The “L,” the “G,” and the “B.” LGB. I love them all. Don’t worry about that. I just didn’t think there are so many. They’re just in a transition period, that’s all. (Yes.) Between man to woman or vice versa. That’s how things get mixed up. No wonder Buddha said, “You look at a man or a woman the same, it’s the best for you.” Like this, no surprise, no disappointment, nada. […]